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According to everyone on the internet, fuck em.
Fuck your zodiac sign, what number of toast do you like?
I like 5
Mom? Why is there a dead body under dad's bed? Is he the Zodiac Killer?
That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.
Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.
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Zodiac Signs are something that some people believe in, and some don’t. It’s about stars it’s a shape that stars form. And then it goes and your birthday month and day gets involved. On TikTok your zodiac sign apparently defines your personality, personal life, how you look, how you do/did in school etc. Those are not true, if you believe in zodiacs, they do not define your personality etc.
These are the dates for the “zodiac signs” if you even believe in them that is.
22 December – 20 January, Capricorn
20 January – 19 February, Aquarius
19 February – 21 March, Pisces
21 March – 20 April, Aries
20 April – 21 May, Taurus
21 May – 21 June, Gemini
21 June – 23 July, Cancer
23 July – 23 August, Leo
23 August – 23 September, Virgo
23 September – 23 October, Libra
23 October – 22 November, Scorpio
23 November – 22 December, Sagittarius
TikTok girl- If you’re a Pisces, you have divorced parents, you are adopted because nobody likes March.
Boy- But I’m born in March and I’m a Pisces, I’m not adopted or have divorced parents.
TikTok girl- Your Zodiac Signs define your personality. Deal with it 10 year old.
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Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
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Ted Cruz: I am not the Zodiac Killer
Media: Omg ted cruz is teh zodiac killur #tediszodiackillerconfirmed
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The Chinese Zodiac cycles divided into 12 parts
each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely associated with a culture of attributing influence of a person's relationship to the cycle.
Person 1:Hey,you're a Tiger in the chinese zodiac,right?
Person 2:Yeah. What sign are you?
Person 3:I'm a Rabbit
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