The act of getting high from marijuana.
Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)
"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"
"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"
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When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later
Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked
Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon
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Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.
Zoinking! (Used by itself)
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Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.
Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked
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zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
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The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking
"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"
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