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when someone is talking but isnt really saying much: when someone sucks the fart out of ones but and talks afterward
John: (speaking jibberish to the point you can not understand)
mike: Close your mouth Zorch Cannon
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When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
The term "zorched," while commonly attributed to skate culture, was actually conceived by Robert "DJ Robo Slice" Lofberg in the summer of 2011 following a period of extreme bullying by middle schoolers. It is used to describe a feeling of extreme fatigue and resulting in emotional instability. Some artists feel that attaining a level of "zorched-ness" can help their creative process, expanding their mind in pursuit of achieving a higher level of inspiration.
Despite the insistence by a one Brendan Welsh as being the true catalyst behind the term's creation, his sad and persistent pleas to be recognized for the term have merely rendered him a "poser". He was last seen bemoaning his fall from grace while wearing salmon-colored shorts and a pink Vineyard Vines polo.
"Brah, I feel so zorched right now."
The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.
Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.
The sound it makes when you drop a match into a barrel with a small amount of gas at the bottom. Also, to be mentally or physically wrecked; Zorched.
Zorched is a definition made by Jake Phelps. Rip bro, we love you.