Owned

The word owned refers to something or someone becoming the property of someone else after extreme domination. Similar to being served, being owned involves becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarressed by them. The term owned can only be applied to severe cases of kickass and the total demoralisation of someone usually in public. The ownee must accept their ownage and submit to the bragging of the owner and those surrounded them for an extended period of time.

"Oh shit i just kicked that little kid in the face, i totally owned that bitch"
"Thats what your mother said last night, OWNED"
"Dude you got owned when he held you down and farted on your head".

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owned

v. 1. Past tense of the word own.
2. To have been beaten with exceptional casualties to your ego.
3. To literally have been the property of something else.

1. Veteran: FUCK!!!! *slams forehead into palms*........{pitiful silence}
Beginner: Owned....-_-
2. I owned that nigger for thiry-eight years before he died.

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owns

when someone or something is "the bomb", "the shit", "sweet", etc...said in a positive way for something you like or think is the best

That shirt your wearing owns!

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owned

word most often used by 12 year old boys playing Counter strike after school. These kids have no lives and will never see a girls boobies in his life. In a sense, they are the ones being owned.

I was owned by Slayer69 last night in aztec. Of course he had hax so i wasnt worried about my rank in {ChuN00b}clan. Wanna get on IRC?

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Owned

1) To defeat in a spectacular way or fashion
2) To be of extremely high quality

1) You just got owned!
2) That movie owned!

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OWNED!

When someone inacts n00bish behaviour, incurring them to be bettered by something else...Therefore positioning them in an owned state (aka state of ownage)

little girl A hits big boy A in face with bat, big boy A cries, big boy A's friends heckle "OWNED" at him

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own

1) To possess an asset.
Slang: (owned) 1) One that has been worked, eliminated by someone more skilled.

Pete was owned in a paintball game by Bert due to greatly inferior ability.

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