Portal 2

The second game in the Portal series set to release in February 9, 2011 by game company Valve.

Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!

Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.

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10 and 2

The rotation of a methamphetamine pipe as you smoke it.

"If you want a good hit, rotate from 10 and 2."

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December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. At school, get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.

Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!

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April 2

Give your boyfriend head day

It’s April 2 you need to give head

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Overwatch 2

A reskin of Overwatch 1. If you don't have a tank you auto lose and get dogged on by your 3-12 Genji one trick. Half the stuff you would get previously by grinding is either coughing up $20 per legendary skin or locked behind a $10 dollar battle pass. New heroes must be grinding to tier 45 on the battle pass or given to you if you buy the battle pass.

Overwatch 2 is so bad that Monkeys must have made the game.

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July 2

The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge

"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"

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Despacito 2

The best way to make an atheist shut the fuck up and cry in a corner.

Yesterday I made my atheist friend listen to despacito 2, and then he started crying.

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