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when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.
"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."
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A One day stand is a more innocent form of "one night stands," It's when you meet someone for the first time, flirt with them constantly all day, call eachother cute/pretty, hold hands, and maybe even kiss. Then you never talk to them again after that.
Person 1: "Are Julie and Zack going out?"
Person 2: "No, they kinda just had a One day stand."
Person 1: "ohhh,sucks."
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Giving yourself permission to be different
Everyday Jack woke he knew today would be different because the cheese stands alone.
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The purpose of most guys at the bars.
Person 1: Hey, it's this guy again.
Person 2: Yeah of course, he hunts for one night stands here.
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Having sex with somebody in an airplane bathroom.
Dude I had a one flight stand with this girl yesterday.
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An expression of vast displeasure.
"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."
"Well, fuck me standing!"
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The dirtiest form of pointless sex.
A guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have sex (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.
The next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn't get any STDs...
Speaking of STDs,it's the easiest way to get STDs from
unknown sex partners, have fun!
People consider girls who had One Night Stands as whores.
Guy A: " Did you hear that? Jannete had already 5 One Night Stands!!"
Guy B:" Really? What a slut!"
Guy A:"Wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!"
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