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cough-laugh

The act of laughing that is preceded by a cough.

When I told my catfish joke to Crystal, it made her cough-laugh so hard, she nearly busted a nut.

by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023


Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021


black cough

homeless or on the streets

His landlord gave him the black cough.

by Hux da Bowl September 23, 2008


wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

by FiringShotsAgressively December 27, 2016


Cooler than a cough drop

Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
#PresidentialSecrets

Definition 2:

When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)

Definition 3:

When a girl is a smooth talker.

Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.

Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.

*Dude checking out a girl*

Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.

Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.

by RCCola11581 May 30, 2018


colin cough

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

by RJDB January 14, 2017


Devious Cough

A devious cough is when you have a sneaky like cough that always comes up around important times, Devious cough is the beginning stage of “crunchy cough” and can also cause coughing farts

a devious cough sounds like “ RaAH RUH wheeze OOOHFTU KCKJC wheezeeee HHHHHAJKKE”

Friend 1:i’m not coming to school bc i have a devious cough and im afraid it’s will be a coughing fart

Friend 2: i also have a devious farting cough but im gonna risk it because i have the speech today

by deviouskaylen February 13, 2024