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A day where you have to eat chubby girl out
*girl born on April 26, obviously thicc*
Damn it's my lucky day
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An absolute feral child was born this day, she is very loving towards her friends and will yell at them with a kind intent. She acts fruity but denies any allegations of being.. homo. She’s still great though
Person A: What’s special about May 26 2006?
Person B: Maygen.
August 26&27 It’s National Blowjob Day girls, give your name some head!
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National give a girl some hugs week. Give a girl some hugs everyday from start to end.
Omg it's almost October 20-26 I don't know what girl I'm gonna hug!!
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means your really fucking hot like me and you got the best god damn boyfriend
person 1 “ayo your girls hot when’s her birthday?”
person 2 “ june 26 2007”
person 3 “makes since she’s hot af”
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A huge skank that is like such a skank thats she(or he in a very rare occasion)that they are so overblown by thier skankeyness that they spontaniously cumbust.
-She's a Skank on 26's
-O WTF SHE EXPLODED!
-what a skank on 26's
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National Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day
"Its September 26, do you know what that means? It's national Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day!"
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