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The act of jerking off in a public location through your pocket like that of a San Diego Chargers security guard on 12/18/16 at the Chargers vs Raiders game.
Mike: Those cheerleaders look so hot in their Christmas uniforms.
Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?
Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.
After a one night stand, take a massive shit in their toilet before leaving.
Hey I was at that girl Megan’s house last night, I left her a San Diego Adios when I left!
Make her sing the dora the explorer intro then you say "Go Go Diego" and ram into her pussy while running her into a wall
Last night I Go Go Diego that bitch
When a bald man applies oil to his head, assumes a three point stance and charges into another persons open asshole.
Nick had a hard time recovering from a night of Dave giving him the San Diego Charger. A few times they almost went ATM.
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Crappy football team. All of their best players take steriods. All Chargers fans think that their team is one of the best ever even though they've never actually won anything. Chargers players and fans cry about anything that doesn't go their way.
Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.
Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.
Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.
Curt: " Raiders suck! Go Chargers baby!"
Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"
Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"
Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."
Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"
Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."
San Diego Chargers
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Worst team in the NL West (Yes, even worse than the Rockies). This "team" is usually defined as a classless, hopeless, farm league team w/no history and no respect for themselves (can't even keep it real, they had to get a new stadium and new colors because they're weak!).
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!
Today the San Diego Padres got rocked by, any team in the mlb. (that's a shocker)
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a stupid ass show that nobody watches except for starz. dora the explorer is a way better show. fuck you diego go kill yourself i fucking hate you.
Starz: lets go watch go diego go.
Matt: fuck that diego sucks lets watch dora the explorer.
Starz: oh yeah...ok then
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