magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.

"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.

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Magic Juice

A concoction between Raspberry Vodka and Lemon-Lime Hawaiian Punch (the green one.)

"WOW. This Magic Juice tastes amazing!"

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magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

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magic ken

v. Originating with the word ken

1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken

There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.

I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.

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magic clam

a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse

I married her because she has the magic clam.

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Magic Money

When you put on a pair of shorts/pants and the first thing you do is put your hand in your pocket and surprisingly you find money in your pocket.

Ted: Oh my god...Magic money!!!

Chad:How much?

Ted:Six bucks bro!!!

Chad: Word lets chill with it.

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queef magic

noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.

When making love, Haus was overjoyed when Becky queef magiced before she climaxed.

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