Ottawa U

There's a hole in the city and its name is Ottawa U
And if you're dull and boring than its the place for you
And if you're into concrete and ugly buildings too
Then welcome to Ottawa U
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Fuck you, Ottawa U
What?
Fuck you, Ottawa U
en Francais Fuckais vous
Fuck you Ottawa U
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What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
...

person 1: what is that?

person 2: well that my friend is the hole in our city, and its name is Ottawa u....

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state u

generic reference to any state university

So, you're going to State U just like your old man, eh? - some opie

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hay u

The best way to start off a conversation. Ever.

It's kind of an orly term, but not so commonly used. Only the uberest pros use it.

Also see yhelothar.

UberGuy1: hay u
UberGuy2: hay 2 u 2, wuddup/?

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SMMFH@U

shake (shaking) my mother fucking head at you.

Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...

SMMFH@U.

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LMFAOL&U

laugh my fucking ass off loudly and uncontrollably
can also use:
lmfaolu

ugly guy: hey hottie
pretty girl: hey
ugly guy: you are so hot, and beautiful, and cute, and blablabla
pretty girl: thanks
ugly guy: so cutie what do you think about me?
pretty girl: LMFAOL&U xD!!!!
ugly guy: what?
pretty girl: bitch please...

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u do u boo

When someone does something strange, but you don’t feel like being rude and tell them. So you hit em with u do u boo

Kate: I like sniffing hair
Me: u do u boo
Kate: dies

u jelly?

Another way of saying, "You jealous?"

Guy 1: I got an A+! u jelly?

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