Rural Dictionary

Catch-23

One logical step beyond the classic "Catch-22" (you may be excused from bombing missions if you've become combat-crazed, but if you're mentally able to actually request to be excused, then this indicates that you must also still be sane enough to continue fighting), this horrendously unreasonable and unrealistic stipulation states that if you are physically/mentally/emotionally disabled, you are eligible to begin receiving disability benefits, but if you are fit/lucid enough to be able to apply for said benefits and to properly fill out the required paperwork, then you must not be too disabled to hold a job.

I'm probably eligible for veteran's children's benefits, since I am unable to hold a job due to my traumatic upbringing caused by my veteran father's PTSD, but I am afraid to apply for it because I might not only be turned down due to Catch-23, but I might also lose my SSI and Food Stamps, since my act of applying would cause me to be brought more to "their" attention, and thus I would greatly risk being a victim of "and furthermore" syndrome.

by QuacksO February 3, 2017

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August 23

These people are super nice and have no dark side. They are super funny and fun to hang out with. They are amazing friends.

Hey Tom did you know that my best friend was born in August 23? People born on this day are amazing friends.

by Hayliegh August 23,2007 November 14, 2019

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October 23

Worst Day Ever. On this day Mila Kunis attempted suicide, George Washington lost his first battle with the british, and this is the day that Alcoholism was presented as a disorder.

You born on October 23? Yea. Worst Day Ever.

by Orggee12 April 9, 2017

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