december 27

december 27 is a day to hoe out before christmas :p. you basically get to hoe out until christmas.

Girls let's get together and enjoy December 27!

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October 27

October 27 is national tell your momma jokes day

Being defined:
Person1:Yo momma so fat, when she farts we collide with the moon.
Person2: yo momma so fat hello kitty said goodbye.
Person 1&2: I only said it because it’s October 27 National tell a your momma joke day.
Person1&2:jinx, JINX AGAIN!!!

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October 27

The 27th of October is the official make a sex tape day

Idk who: hey wanna make a sex tape? Another idk who: why? Idk who: it’s october 27. Another idk who: oh yeah, sure.

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August 27

On this day pissy people were born

A: Whens you birthday?
B: August 27th

A:No wonder your pissy

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September 27

Hug your gf/bf day

The day u have to hug ur gf/bf

Why are y’all hugging it September 27

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April 27

National send soapy titty pics day

Him: you should send soapy titty pics
Her: why
Him: because it’s april 27th
Her: oh ok

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Marlboro BLEND No.27

SMOOTH-RICH-MELLOW
The best cigarette out there.

-Can I trade you a Camel Light for a Marlboro BLEND No.27.
-No. I don't want that shit.

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