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When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey
In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.
"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"
When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.
When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.
"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."
"talkin' donkey gets it done."
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what the racist watt calls the Irish
i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work
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The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
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A person, usually a female, who is addicted to drugs and uses sex to get drugs
Michelle gave Tyler a blow job for a bag of ice last weekend. She’s such a creek donkey
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