a boy who doesnβt listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.
βJake disrupted the class again today, but heβs only like this after a fight with Beck.β
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legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.
jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.
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A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one
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A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonaldβs, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer
Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT
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Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer
Jake is very dumb
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No this isnβt jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. Heβs kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.
Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.
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