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When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness
Iv got drippy willy now
To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
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a blob/string of willy dribble/piss/other fluids that hangs off the end of your dick.
also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.
after visiting the toilet, i then had to deal with some willy drips.
A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.
Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!
a willy dipper is a man who likes to dunk his penis into a cup of coffee then be given oral
man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"
The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?
Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.
Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!
Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...