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an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
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An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
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Father Son Combo: When A Father Has Intercourse With His Wife Inside His Sons Room. While at the same time his gay son has intercourse with his other gay son in the mother/fathers room.
Wally: Rasha cum here in OzB’s room
OzB: Ali Cum here in Moms Room
Wally: We can do a Father Son Combo!
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During your teenage years, you develop an "edgy" sense of humor that all the adults at your dad's get-togethers seem to lack while they interact in their suits and such.
As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)
Dad: "Hey son, how's that garsh darn science project coming along?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy
Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?
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the act of a woman having sex with the tip of the Empire State Building.
The first woman to do the Fucking Father was 28.
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To square up to someone, to push someone about abit before getting into a fight with them.
You what mate?! Ey! Who's your father!
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A high school in Nashville, TN. Possibly the worst school to go to, if your parents send you here they don't love you.
Father Ryan Highschool is your parents alternative to the adoption center.
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