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Dancing naked in your room listening to Justin Bieber while covering yourself in Pina Colada
Lola: Are you going to the club tonight?
Phil: No, I think I am just going to stick to a filthy jeff tonight.
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When you sexually assult a woman then pay her off to keep quiet about it.
That dude is greasy, I heard he gave her a Filthy Seagal in order to keep from being arrested.
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just a cleaner way of saying Mother F*%#&r or Son of a B&%$h......its VERY catchy......Once I started saying, ALOT around me did too......pretty funny
That stupid filthy fowler gets on my nerves........or I'll be a filthy fowl.....
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The aromatic combination of Lysol and ass, usually found in a recently occupied restroom facility.
When Hillary entered the ladies room, she was overcome with a Filthy Ortiz.
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The act of getting your tongue piercing caught under and stuck in your partners cock ring.
The paramedic laughed when my lover told him I received a filthy Fara.
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Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)
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1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
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The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.
"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"
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