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and all that jizz

A variation of 'and all that jazz' where jazz means stuff, in this version it can mean stuff or unneccesary stuff or stuff that has a bad connotation or even a sexual connotation. It can also be just a way of saying 'all that jazz' that is unexpected and amusing.

I recently went through a divorce and all that jizz, now I'm ready to start dating again.

by James Franco's Mom December 5, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Dick

After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.

I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.

by mr.stealyogurl May 29, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

by Jim Jamz January 7, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 18, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz fairy

a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").

The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.

by E. Ho February 19, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dr jizz

a man who can produce the largest amount of jizz (sperm) in his area/town

"dude after last nite i gota be crowned dr jizz"

by kevin barry April 12, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž