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A non-alcoholic cocktail created by blending a Shirley Temple (grenadine mixed with club soda or Sprite) with pineapple juice. Served best over ice and topped with a maraschino cherry.
You girls look too young to drink. Why don't I just buy you a round of Woodrow T. Wilsons?
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The flagship public high school in the District of Columbia. Enrollment of about 1510 students from incredibly diverse backgrounds. However, while the best, it is still a DC public school and therefore is predominately black, plagued by gangs, stoners with long matted hair, undercooked chicken wings, heroine dealers who wear bandanas, crypt flags, and theft. Most teachers are lazy or don't care (commonly found traits of DCPS teachers) and security guards are tyrannical.
"Honey, now we're passing Wilson so walk fast because those kids have knives."
"Wow, I love Wilson, it's so EASY!"
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even though thought of as bad because it is DCPS, it actually produces a number of really bright students and is not too bad at sports. there is so much diversity unlike other rich private schools that pretend to have diversity. Definitely the best DC public school.
"hey, did you see the Wilson versus (your school here) game? Wilson kicked some ass!"
"yeah, and there are so many hot cheerleaders"
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Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.
*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.
"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer
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A college in Asheville, North Carolina that believes in "the triad." Students are required to work 15 hours a week and do 25 hours of service per year and still take classes. While students are expected to pay nearly $40,000+ dollars to attend, they are compensated for the work that they are required to do by adding a measly $3500 to the already pricey tuition.
"A hippie school in the woods, where everyone smokes weed and lays in the grass."
"dub dub c"
weed
hippie
green
pot heads
Warren wilson college
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A name granted to someone from a poetry teacher. They must now take on this responsibility of saving the world from pudding haters. The outfit includes an average school boy outfit, along with a cap with spoons and pudding attached to it. If you meet pudding head Wilson, say penis and run, for he will know you saw this text.
“Hey pudding head Wilson! Penis!” Someone says, “oh no…. Oh no….” Pudding head whispers as he crys to himself