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When a man accostes a woman (typically willingly) and makes his fingers in to a "w" with the center two fingers crossed then condences them together and all fingers outstretched but next to eachother. He inserts the hand into her then extends the fingers outward and twists to reveal a suprise ...and her eyes buldge out with delight!
I met this bitch at a bar, gave her the wicked digger and she lost her mind.
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A girl who respects the guys bank account about him, but not who he is.
The gold digger admired the guys bank account for what it was, but would have thought the guy was a mess who needed therapy and had problems if he wasn't as rich as he was.
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An intentionally ambiguous racial epithet used to slander a fictitious person of non-european descent.
This used to be a nice neighborhood until all the worm diggers moved in.
Much of today's unemployment problem can be attributed to worm diggers taking all the good jobs.
What will your parents say if they find out that you've been dating a worm digger?
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A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.
Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!
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When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.
Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!
Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
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A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.
Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!
Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.
Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!
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When a guy/girl is perfoming Cunninglingus(going down on a girl)they open the walls of her vagina and sneeze mucous into it, it should be similar to the color gold for position to work with authenticity. Allow her vagina to close back up and then go in with your tounge to dig it out, hence The Gold Digger. Caution:might spread germs to partner if contagous
I had a bad cold so i gave my girlfriend The Gold Digger, she loved it and said it made her feel like she was young again.
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