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this is a problem caused when living in ferryhill, makes people dirty
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Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
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A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.
Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?
Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.
Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks
Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.
Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?
Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.
Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
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Ebola AIDS also known as Penis or Vagina AIDS. Ebola AIDS make you produce large quantities of cum water. Cum water is a type of semen that you will find inside Turkey dick. Cum Water contains lots of Mercury and Pee and Shit. As a result, It is very poisonous. The only way to cure Ebola AIDS is to snort large amounts of Crack, Heroin and Meth
My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me because i have Ebola AIDS
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Everyone loves kool aid the same - Black people drink it more often because you cant notice the stain on there lips - compared to lighter skinned people, and that stain is hard to move with out messing up the skin on your lips
Black guy: You want some kool aid
White guy: i would but it makes my lips bright red or dark purple
Black guy: You want something else
White guy: Ill have a mountain dew or monster energy drink if you got one.
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Usually a link(download) that has an attached Virus or other impossible MalWare associated to it.
"dude, I just D/Led an awesome SWF from 4-chan. Want it?"
"naw, my checker sed it has aids..."
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The term given to an extremely life threatening form of Aids caught only from homeless people
"Dude, I got raped by a tramp and he bummed me in the face. Can't belive i've contracted Tramp Aids. Doctor says I've only got 2 days to live."
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