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The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.
Run away it’s a fat alien whale!
A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
Hey look at that fat alien whale
A highly buff alien is smarter than ratty, dumber than nerds, and stronger than most nerds and some ratties. Aliens with ADHD can become smarter by taking Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), low dose a-PVP, Prolintane, low dose 4F-MPH, 3-FA, low dose 3-FMA, low dose 2-FMA, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Bromantane, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Nicotine gum or vape, Ethylamphetamine (Speed), Amphetamine (Speed), low dose Methamphetamine (Meth) stacked with Tropoflavin, Mephentermine, Adipex, and more. Then highly buff alien becomes highly buff nerd, neek, or geek, but cooler. Most highly buff aliens are all natural.
Highly buff alien is cool. Highly buff alien will kick your ass if you don't add the definition and act like a rebublican. Stupid Rebublican!
Highly buff alien: Too buff for this world!
Highly buff aliens will take over the world.
Highly buff aliens!
Buff aliens: *Flex in cool way
When I guy smacks a girl on the cheek with his dick and it leaves a red mark
Look at that alien tattoo on Tyna, she must really get into it with her man.
When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.
Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.