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An image originally created in the late 1950's and 1960's. Innocent by nature but commonly deplored by those who cannot achieve it or don't agree with capitolism.
The stereotypical American Dream is to marry that perfect someone, move into the classical surburan house, with a front yard, a garage & drive way, a white picket fence. You have a dog, a cat, and several kids. On weekends and summers you barbeque in your yard while your kids play on a tire swing and build a tree fort. Sometimes the American Dream is associated with the Corvette which is commonly known as the American Dream Car, because of it's long legacy of American muscle and great performance.
These assests are ideally attained by working hard to someday become financially stable enough to afford simple luxuries without worrying about it. This does not mean that you become rich suddenly, or buy the fastest car upright, it means that as you work hard over time, you get more money and improve on what you already have. Such as moving into a larger home, buying a faster car, and being able to support an additional child.
My version of the American Dream is to become a civil engineer, marry my highschool sweat heart, buy a nice sized Spanish styled house in San Diego, CA and drive a new 2005 Mustang.
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1. A show where people with no talent go to pretend that they can sing.
2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win.
3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.
Do you think that Susan Boyle will win on American Idol?
No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.
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Satirical cartoon about right-wing CIA agent Stan Smith and his family - housewife (Francine), geeky son (Stan), dirty liberal daughter (Hailey), a goldfish with the brain of a German guy (Claus) and an alien (Rodger). Created by Seth MacFarlane (of Family Guy fame).
Underestimated TV show that deserves more than it's getting. Kicks ass on a level that only the most intelligent people can understand. If you don't like 'American Dad' you are mentally handicapped and deserve a good beating and a lesson in humour and politics.
AMERICAN DAD
Francine (to Stan): How's your French toast dear?
Stan: Snotty and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is delicious!
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A nonexistent company of the free world
The american government shutdown
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this is all kind of things that come from america like some movies.
dude1: what do you watching,guy?
dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!
dude1: it's more just!
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The United States of America is a country that boarders Canada and Mexico, and contains 50 states. The US is a capitalist country that hates communism and a lot of other radical ideas. American society in theory is good, with its extreme patriotism, but that can escalate to nationalism which is not good. It also has a lot of messed up messages, like "eat this burger, it tastes good, it's cheap and you can get it in under ten minutes" but they also say to eat healthy and look like fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger and Calvin Klein models. American Society has a lot of other bad qualities, like racism, sexism and politics. America's society is definitely better than a lot of others but, this seems to make it cocky and ignorant of its problems like a twisted little rich kid that got all his money from his dad and thinks he is immune to any kind of imperfection. American Society is constantly contradicting itself and doesn't know how to make its mind, and overall has ruined a lot of lives.
Boy 1: American Society really needs to fix itself, like what's up with all these school shootings, sexual harassment charges, obesity, opioid epidemics, anti LGBTQ rights, body shaming...
Boy 2: Yeah man wtf, wanna move to Canada with me and have two kids?
Boy 1: Of course bro ilysm.
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An animated show about The Department of Integration, in both a fictional government agency and version of New York City. The show focuses on Mark Lilly, a new employee at said department, and also often shows his alcoholic wizard work partner Leonard Powers, his zombie roommate Randall Skeffington, and his demon girlfriend Callie Maggotbone (voiced by the incredibly hot Natasha Leggero). Its pointless as hell, has characters you would kill if you had to deal with them on a daily basis, and the fact the show will never establish a plot that makes sense (which isn't saying it doesn't maintain one, its just too crazy to understand). Its like The Office... its so unrealistic its hilarious.
The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.
In the pilot episode of Ugly Americans: The Birdman flew over the building and crapped on Mark's head, when complaining to the Birdman, the Birdman simply replied "SUCK MY BALLS!". As it would seem crude, The Birdman Language actually consists of over 500 ways of saying suck my balls, with each way having a different definition. This Testicular Reference Language is later revealed in the season.
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