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Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022


Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018


vortex anus

A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.

Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in

She must've had a vortex anus fam.

by Fnasty22 January 18, 2017


animal anus

animus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus

by ElectricLife September 21, 2014


busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.

I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.

by Saltydong July 28, 2018


Anus ball

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.

Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball

by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016


golden anus

the beautiful ass that everybody wants

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus

by sammyboy147 August 5, 2019