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When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.
I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome
A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in
She must've had a vortex anus fam.
Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?
Friend 2: Animus
When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.
I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.
the beautiful ass that everybody wants
"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus
A fat anus is something only hot girls have
Jim:Ur girl is dumb
Bob:Ur mom has a Fat anus