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Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass
Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD
A person who watches gay porn and likes a gay man named witten and likes a person named Majo and hes always on the hub. Carson is always on the hub because he loves the videos
When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in
She must've had a vortex anus fam.
the beautiful ass that everybody wants
"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus
Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?
Friend 2: Animus
The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.