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When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.
I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome
A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in
She must've had a vortex anus fam.
Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?
Friend 2: Animus
When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.
I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.
Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"
Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..
What i thought was a peepee but its the other end
A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now
A fat anus is something only hot girls have
Jim:Ur girl is dumb
Bob:Ur mom has a Fat anus