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When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL
She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.
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A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity
: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
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An ill-conceived, big brother-like attempt by the Obama administration to encourage people to behave like third grade tattletales by submitting real or imagined insults against President Obama.
Dear Attack Watch my mommy says she is not going to vote for President Obama in 2012. Jessica, 8 years old
Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.
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When you raise the glass you're drinking from a little bit too high to get the last drops out and the ice falls forward and hits you in the face.
Sarah was drinking the last of a nice glass of iced tea when suddenly there was an Ice Attack on her face.
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An intense attack of anxiety experienced while watching your favorite TV show. Characterized by feelings of impending doom, and/or trembling, sweating, pounding heart and throwing things at your television set.
OMG. I had a total fanic attack when Lois disappeared through time halfway into the season eight finale of Smallville.
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A dance very similar to the "Funky Chicken" except, you grab your right ankle with your left hand and grab the back of your head and attack!
Guy1: YO DUDE, HOW BOUT DAT ATTACK CHICKEN?
Guy2: I get myself friends by doing that.
Guy1: I shall...defeat you with my...ATTACK CHEECKEN!
Guy2: Oh no...how will I...SURVIVE?
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That heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner...or any other hard-working middle class American...that voting Republican is voting against your own best interests.
Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
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