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To take a shit on a girls pussy and use the poop for lube. Thus making her pussy very warm and gooey like a hotpocket.
Dude, you Australian hot pocketed her that must have been nasty.
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premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.
AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.
Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.
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When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent
Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it
Person 2: No way bro!
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The Australian bumble bee is a sex act most often performed with three girls a guy and a entire beehive! You start off with hitting the bees nest to make them angry, after this you start scooping the bees on to the womens vagina in hopes they crawl inside. At this point you stick your penis inside the behive to hopefully to lube it up with honey. If your dick gets stung dont worry! It will just swell up and be more pleasurable for the women! Then you proceed to fuck, shit, piss, vomit (the normal for orgies) until the man finishes. He then deposits his seed on tge beehive while the girls lick it off.
Hey do you think that chick would be down for a australian bumble bee or a Czechoslovakian wardog
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The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot
Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.
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During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.
Ryan showed her the australian death punch last night.
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Hardy, quick witted, aggressive. Not a dog for beginning pet owners. Loveable. Will herd your children like cows. Will hear you the first time, but you wouldn't know it. Great at long hikes and being passive agressive. Famous for the "side eye" and "stink eye".
Person A: So I hear you have an Australian Cattle Dog. What's that like?
Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...
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