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Is definition for people who behave in a rude, hateful, selfish, crule, mean and conceaded way to the ones they they know and "love".
Person "A" is mentaly sane
Person "B" is Bi-PolarBearManiac
(THE MOOD AT THIS TIME IS RELAXED AND STRESSLESS)
"A" Hi honey, Im kinda hungry are you?
"B" Yeah,
"A" What sounds good?
"B" I dont know, what ever you want.
"A" OK, How about veggie soup and with sandwitch?
"B" Yeah that sounds good to me, Im starved!
"A" Cool, lunch in ten minutes.
(HALF AN HOUR LATER)
"B" Man Im full, that was good.
"A" Yes it was and your welcome, no problem.
"B" Im getting heartburn again, I dont know why you insist on feeding me all this junk all the time! I think you do it on perpus!
("A" IS THINKING WHAT?!! YOU SAID THAT SOUNDS GOOD, AND NOBODY MADE YOU EAT THAT SECOND HELPING!!)
"B" Nagg, Nagg, Nagg its all your fault!!!
"B" Where are my Tumms?
"A" I dont know?
("A" IS THINKING YOU HAD THEM LAST!!)
(NOW THE MOOD IS ANGRY, HATEFUL AND THINGS ARE GETTING SLAMMED AROUND AND SLITELY DAMAGED "A" IS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL BY LOOKING IN PLACES "B" HAS LEFT THEM)
"A" Here they are.
("A" IS THINKING "B" WOULD BE THANKFULL, BUT NO!! "B" RESPONDS BY SAYING.)
"B" NEXT TIME YOU BETTER NOT LOSE THEM!!!)
"A" WHAT!!
"B" You head me!! Ill- X&*O:@%**!!! your ass!!!
(NOW "A" FEELS LIKE THEY WERE JUST ATACTED BY A
BI-BOLARBEARMANIAC AND THAT IS UGLY!!! AND FOR WHAT MAKEING LUNCH FOR "B" WHO TOTALY AGREED WITH EVERYTHING "B" WAS ASKED.)
"A" Im going in the other room to get away form your yelling ass!
(LESS THAN 20 MINUTES LATER, "B" WALKS INTO THE ROOM AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED."A" IS THINKING NOW WHAT.. YOU UNGREATFUL PEICE O SHIT!)
"B" ('in the sweetest little way says...')
"B" What are you doin..???
"A" Just trying to bring my heart rate, blood preasure and stress level down!
"B" O. OK
(BY NOW THE MOOD HAS CALMED DOWN. "A" WANTS TO GO OFF ON "B" BUT KNOWS IN THE END ITS BETTER TO JUST KEEP THE PEACE.)
"B" I kind got a sweet tooth, What do we have thats sweet?
"A" Nothing.
"A" 'with a sweet little smile...'
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A bisexual that has high standards
Asshole: Yo, that bi chick would do any guy or girl!
Guy: Naw man, she has bi-standards
Asshole: what does that mean?
Guy: fuck you!
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1) A fancy way of saying Bitch
2) A fancy way of saying female dog
1)
Girl 1: ahhhhhh this is too hot I wanted it to be 71 Degrees
but its 75
Girl 2: Stop being whinny, uh your such a bis-natch
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Sporadically, happening infrequently; every so often.
Jimmy: "Yo man, d'you see yours girlfriend over tha weekend?"
Sacha: "Nah b, wes only be seeing eachother bi-polarly now."
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A person who loves curry so much that it becomes part of their identity. This person often struggles with deciding which is their favorite curry.
Tanya knew she was bi curryous when she found a pool of drool all over herself after daydreaming about curry
Lauren is bi curryous, she can't decide yet
When Alex couldn't decide between thai curry and indian curry, he knew he was bi curryous
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A Bi-chydrohydrobeaker, discovered during "conversational research" between the Olenocinova and Patton Partnership in April 2010, is an organic compound with the general formula Ni(Na+An)Dy, that is, consists only of carbon, hydrogen and beakers, the last two in the 2:1 atom ratio.
The term is most commonly used in "Irish-Slovak" Speech in reference to nutrition.
Bi-chydrohydrobeakers perform numerous roles in living things. It is especially important to eat them before running a Marathon.
This compound is often confused with the similar 'Carbohydrate' which despite their likeness in molecular structure, they differ in that the Bi-chydrohydrobeakers are just better because Nina says so.
"Make sure you eat plenty of Bi-chydrohydrobeakers before you run that Marathon."
"Those Bi-chydrohydrobeakers will make you big and strong."
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Binoculars or other viewing devices used to ogle fine young boobies.
The druncles were using the bi-knockers to see some nice titties at Log Bay Day.
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