Random
Source Code
Random
Lives on a mountain with Kung Fu Action Jesus and Superman. she suffers from a fear of insects and does not know the names of tools.
Her hobbies are throwing tools at her mountain pals when they ask for them, and lots of studying. also, Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie hates potatoes and will throw sharp tools at it the instant she spots one.
Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie does not like firedrills while she is around Gogonick, who tells her to "control her hormones" daily.
"Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie is NOT sold in stores"
4👍 1👎
1 Let's grill some shrimp
2 Let's have sex
3 To take a dump while licking a Popsicle while someone is on top of you
3
Allison: Hey George, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie
George: Fudge yeah!
7👍 18👎
ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro
one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie
barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE
ken from barbie life in the dream house <3
another term for a “dope whore” or “sack chaser”. Shardie Barbie is a (usually young) girl who will flirt and or fuck anyone who has drugs(especially shards) in hopes to get high.
“She’s only with him because he’s got dope, what a Shardie Barbie”
When u wipe your butt with toilet paper too quickly n the TP rolls into long rolls
When "pauley" wipes his butt n the barbie joints fall out
Perfect slut ; an attractive woman that has a lot of sex.
She's such a porn barbie.
Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.
Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.
A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’