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The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.
However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”
Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
the most common use for a sloppy second bitch
dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...
Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop