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two in the basket

two place ones testicles in a third party's rectum

i just did two in the basket with tom, and i am speechless.

by Cabbage obsessions December 23, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bastard from a Basket

An insult used to offend adopted child or orphan.

Taken from the film There Will Be Blood when Daniel yells it to his adopted son.

You're not my son, you're just a bastard from a basket

by jariki August 12, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017


Skank Basket

Term given to one named Brittany!

You stupid Skank Basket!!!

by Brittany February 11, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian Basket Job

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.

Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!

by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010

121๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 5, 2007

623๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


living out of the basket

When you first get your laundry back from the wash, and it is in a basket. You are too lazy to put the laundry away so you keep it in the basket. Whenever you need a shirt or something you take it directly from the basket.

Dude you gotta stop living out of the basket, and put ur stuff away!

by classicrocklover April 8, 2011