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two place ones testicles in a third party's rectum
i just did two in the basket with tom, and i am speechless.
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An insult used to offend adopted child or orphan.
Taken from the film There Will Be Blood when Daniel yells it to his adopted son.
You're not my son, you're just a bastard from a basket
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Term given to one named Brittany!
You stupid Skank Basket!!!
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When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.
After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.
A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.
Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.
Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!
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fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
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When you first get your laundry back from the wash, and it is in a basket. You are too lazy to put the laundry away so you keep it in the basket. Whenever you need a shirt or something you take it directly from the basket.
Dude you gotta stop living out of the basket, and put ur stuff away!