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When your trying to do Beyonces "surfboart" in the bathtub and your girl accidentally slams her foot in you mouth.
Yo, dude we tried to get freaky and do the surfboard, but instead we did the bathroom boogie.
To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole
Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole
Its a nightmare in there
In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate
In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?
Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death
The WORST THING IN SCHOOL, There’s paper everywhere and there’s a chance of piss being on the floor, And the doors are broken and the school doesn’t do shit! If the doors are broken, There’s a high chance of someone opening it and accidentally seeing your ass or your junk. Also the toilets will be occasionally disgusting af. And last but not least, People will try and see you while you just wanna piss or shit in peace!
school bathrooms are a no
Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.
"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."
"What does that mean?"
"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."
A VERYYY gross public place to basically.. Yk..
Me : those public bathrooms don't have good quality..
a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.
When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.