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soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011


Doable soft

So hot you can do her without a boner.

Sorry Sarah, but your little sister is doable soft.

by Pitmonkey December 17, 2009


Soft Fuckboi

Typically names Karen and Sonja, people who will say things that only can be said to get in people's pants but mean no harm. Sometimes can come off as sweet but have underlying intentions.

They’re such a soft fuckboi, they only say sweet things to sleep with people.

by Intellectual101 October 13, 2020


Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.

Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".

by UrbanBlueberry August 21, 2016


soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020


Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019


downy soft

Generally a very soft person that is not tough and too nice and lets people get away with things

When Mike stole johns phone he was being downy soft

by yeet890 March 16, 2017