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River Cerulo is a beautiful man from the world of law! (life’s a witch), he is married to Kaylarose Cerulo, with his 3 kids!
“Oh wow look it’s River cerulo with Kayla cerulo!!”
Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.
I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.
A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
show of exasperation, frustration; phrase indicates agitation and/or sorrow. The phrase came to be in early 19th century Germany when Wilhelm Schwarz could not cross his hometown river because an anomaly of buckets appeared in the waterway. Term became slang in modern Germany (Fluesse Eimer!) and has thusly spread to the world.
Rivers of buckets, I left my child in the attic!
That's such a load of rivers of buckets!
Full of whores a bad place to live full of kids that think there better than everyone because they have a lot of money. Full of people that like to spread rumors. I don’t recommend living in rapid river
I fucked a girl in rapid river
Weezer frontman. He Weezy. Miles, @rivers.is.best.weezer.boi, loves him to an unhealthy extent. wtf, Mommy Miles?
Miles: I love rivers cuomo
literally everyone: we know mom