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For horny kids who don’t want to go to hell
Michael is in the big bible club
the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the penis. It was originally thought by the Incan tribes to be a way to prevent your penis from being possessed by dick devils. This method was proven in 2002 by Dr. Lutz Von Bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperontitis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your penis explodes because of too much dairy product consumption
i was mad that ma bitch dumped ma buhlack ass so i gave myself an Arizona chocolate bible
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've been possessed by dick devils
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've developed offortodonperontitis
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In emergency situations of joint rolling, bible paper is used as rolling paper. There are blank pages in the beginning or end, either way they can be zag replacements. Getting bible paper high is after rolling a shitty jay of high mids and bible paper with honey and too much bible paper and somehow igniting it. Smokin this said fatty gets you that bible paper high.
Stoner 1: "Dude no, I got to get home. I don't want to get that bible paper high."
Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"
Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -
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When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.
Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.
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Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.
The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.
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When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.
Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.