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After having sex with a girl, you go into the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice off of your dick with a washcloth. When returning to the bedroom, you throw the washcloth on the girl's face. Thus giving her a wet blanket.
My girlfriend kept complaining how warm the room temperature was, so I shut her up by giving her a wet blanket.
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Someone who soaks up cum instead of doing anything fun.
james didnt want to go the movies last night so he was being a wet blanket.
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When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.
Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket
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The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.
'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'
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when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire. then the chick gives him a blowjob, so she's the fire blanket.
"Laura gave Sean a fire blanket the other day. it was hot"
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woman who is solely there for sexual gratification
Jonathon shagged his "Fuck Blanket" tonight, the asian biatch!
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When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
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