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A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.
P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.
The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")
I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!
Verb:
The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.
"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"
Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner
Their is nothing that matches a night with a Flavor Blaster, Damn was it messy...