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After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
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A person whose skills are insanly good at shooters or at games in general
Why does he always beat me?
He's A Blind Sniper you have no chance against him.
Temporary "blindness" due to being extremely stoned. The "Blindness" is only cured by looking elsewhere then returning to find said object where you first looked, in plain sight.
I'm so budda blind that I looked all day and it was right here.
Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2
I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness
When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina
“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”
A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.
I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.
Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.
Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"
Friend 2: "what's that"?"
Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."
Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"