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a bunch of dudes in the same room
After the women left, it was a boner bash up in here.
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The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym class......
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
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Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.
Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????
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When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!
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A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.
I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie
A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.