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when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!
i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!
a frappe or similar iced coffee followed by a cigarette, then the glass is filled with water and drank over again followed by a second cigarette. The meal must be had sitting and if possible outside to maintain greekness.
Yiannis ate a greek breakfast this morning and he's having lamb for dinner.
When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.
He is full from his texas breakfast!
A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)
Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"
Female: "Yes! What will we have?"
Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"
When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.
Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.
when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina
" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.
Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.