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while fucking a person in the anus, you punch them in the kidneys untill the shit or deficate on your cock
I was drilling the bitch and gave her a chicago dog and she gave me all the fixin's
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An acronym for "Completely Useless By September." The team itself is known for having fans that every year argue with everyone, especially Cardinals fans, that they will in fact win the World Series. Cubs fans are completely sure that their Cubs will win the World Series, and if not, it is due to a curse. Cubs fans have the distinct talent of closely re-enacting the tendencies of the now extinct dodo bird. They fail to note that curses are not excuses and it is just a fact that Chicago has been very, very bad for a long, long time. Cubs fans are the perfect example of idiots that have overpopulated one area.
"The greatest baseball team in the history of history. Some people currently know them as the 'Lovable Losers' however in November of 2009 this name will no longer be approiate. They are gonig to win the World Series this year and I don't care if you think that a different team will win. I respect your opinion but you are absolutley WRONG. Epic Fail. The Chicago Cubs will win 101 games during the regular season and will go on to win the World Series (btw 101 years ago they won their last world series, that is why it will be 101 wins)" said Bret!
"Oh, so the exclamation point by your name DOES mean you're gay. I'm glad I am not a Cubs fan and that I can actually spell!" Tommy thinks to himself.
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The act of defecating through the open windshield of a car.
Jimmy McGill unknowingly pulled a Chicago Sunroof on a car full of children in Better Call Saul.
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A form of greeting first made popular on Chicago's South Side during the 1920's.
As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.
BANG! BANG!
"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"
"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand
like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick
in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"
"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"
"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."
"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself
a Chicago Handshake."
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A baseball team from Chicago. They have a very large fan base, most of them are twits. They parade up to Milwaukee in their BMW's and Mercedes while talking on their fucking cell phones and speeding 30 over. They pay crazy rates at Miller Park to see their precious "Cubbies" . When September comes around, they blame management and coaches for their 100 years of sucking shlong. They also have had history of blaming animals and individual fans for their misfortune.
The Chicago Cubs have a huge salary cap. How have they not won a series in over a 100? Oh, thats right! ....a goat, Steve Bartman, and of course that terrible management! Fuck the Cubs.
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Placing your penis on the head of a unsuspecting person especially a bears fan in a public place
I totally gave Mike Ditka a Chicago sunroof
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This occurs when a threesome of either 2 females (lesbian) and 1 male or 1 female and 2 males (gay). A girl lays down flat on the floor naked. Then a male puts his penis on her vagina like a hot dog. The third person puts any type of toppings they want onto the "hotdog". The people who made the "hotdog" go into a warm room for around 5 minutes. After their done they go back with the third person to allow them to "eat the hotdog".
Like omg like girl like we just Chicago Hotdog last night like omg
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