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When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man
Guy: ur a bitch
You: Oh go fuck a cactus
S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)
OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS
Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.
dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese
dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.
It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.
John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.
The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.
Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.
Donna: Ur mom a cactus.
Karen: That hurts.
Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.
Karen: I'm gay.
Donna: Yes.