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An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator
Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.
hm idk it’s green... and spiky!?? just dont touch one
Ouch! That cactus was spikey
Well I said not to touch it!
Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.
Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.
a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick
you are not a prick you are the entire cactus
You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus
A sex toy that grows in the wild
Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse
Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy
OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS