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Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.
I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob
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a stereotyped image. yes most girls are tan ( because of the sun and warm weather), but most girls aren't the ditzy stereotype. Most aren't rich, i live in san diego and i dont know any rich people. we like to have fun and laugh a lot. besides, if were so ditzy and terrible, why does everyone want to be/ date us? they make songs about us. noone cares about a montana girl ( no offense). we are fun loving, happy, and smart girls that are blessed with the sun and good skin/ good bodies. so dont be jealous!
Urma- Wow! Your so pretty! and so sun-kissed! How did you do out here in rhode island?
Kristina- I spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in San Diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing!
Urma- Your such a California Girl, always fun-loving and happy
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Heterosexuals who live near Los Angeles or San Francisco and claim they are straight, but are a little on the gay or effeminate side. May have an "soft" voice, or be into manscaping or waxing their body hair, or act like a metrosexual.
When I spoke to John on the phone and heard his giddy voice, I thought he might be gay like me. Then when I met him, he had a wife and kid. He must be "California straight".
I went shopping with Fred, and he was very concerned with wearing the latest designers and buying expensive shoes. But he always talks about tits and ass. He must be one of those "California straights".
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The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.
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That whore from Hot Chelle Rae's song who went and cheated on the lead singer
"It's been a really really messed up week,
seven days of torture, seven days of bitter,
and my girlfriend went and cheated on me,
she's a California Dime but i think it's time to quit her.
La, La, La..."
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Redding is a mid-sized northern california city that is secluded from any major cities and they like it that way. It is over 2 hours north of shit hole sacramento and they dont have to deal with traffic, crowds, and gangs as much as city people do and thats why a lot of city folks have moved up there. It is 90% white and the other 10% are pretty much white washed but they love their minorities. There are okie rednecks, hillbillies, cowboys, stoners, tweekers, sluts, bros, bro hoes, yuppies, jesus freaks, scenesters, hipsters, and even some wanna-be gangsters all within the 100,000 population, so i guess its pretty diverse. It is hot as hell and thats what its known for even though its only 3 degrees hotter than any other valley town in california. At least they have bad ass lakes that are only 10 mins away. The fishing and hunting and other outdoor recreational activities are way better up there than anywhere else in california. Lakes, mountains and rivers surround Redding and the sac river runs right through it giving it some amazing scenery. Redding is one of the best central valley towns (Redding to Bakersfield) to live in. Some of the surrounding smaller towns are even better to live in than Redding including Palo Cedro, Bella Vista, Millville, Cottonwood, Old Shasta and maybe even Red Bluff. There are some not so great towns that are near Redding including Anderson and Shasta lake city but they arent too bad, there is just a shit load of tweekers in those towns.
Reddingite: Where are you from?
Modestoan: Modesto...
Reddingite: Oh that sucks, I'm from redding california.
Modestoan: Oh cool I want to move there!
Reddingite: No please don't, we dont want you there.
Modestoan: Okay... :(
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The most suburbanest city in San Joaquin County, California, unlike Manteca, Stockton, Tracy and sort of Lathrop.
We moved to Lodi from Stockton and it's nice here in Lodi. Lodi, California is mostly a nice, quiet area.
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