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A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer
Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.
Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?
Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.
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A cigarette or a cigar
Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?
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It is when one is inflicted with too much affection and love from an aggressive hopeless romantic.
Sheila have been dating since she was 5, but only now, Bruce gave her lover cancer.
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His smile is the cure for cancer
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The end stage of yellow fever where a person is no longer capable of dating or appreciating any other race but Asians, to the point that it begins to negatively affect their lives.
He hasn't dated anyone besides Asians. His yellow fever has progressed to end-stage yellow cancer...
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What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
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1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.
Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.
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