could care less

to imply that it is possible to care less about something but you have not yet reached that deep level of "not giving a fucking crap" due to being forced to divert brain power to other things.

"I could care less what you think about me because I'm simply too busy to fucking deal with it right now."

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Taking Care of Jizzness

get head, cum, ejaculate.

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

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I'll Take care of it

Leading someone to believe a task will be accomplished or "taken care of" but actually doing nothing of the sort. Most of the time the quite opposite.

"Don't worry Chelsea, I'll take care of it"

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negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

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i don't really care

Less harsh version of "I don't care"

Man #1: "I got a job paying $50 an hour!"
Man #2: "I don't really care"

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I-don't-care-ican

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

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newsflash: i don't care

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.

Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

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