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A person who has the worst possible dental hygien in the entire Galaxy. His/her teeth is out of place and there breaths smell like sulfuric acid any person who inhales there volatile will be immediately struck with nausea.
Hey looks that guy named Hayden watterson is a carrot face!!!
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Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart
"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"
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Someone how in the past has pretend to be gay/bi for an attempt to get more attention.
See that guy over there he is such a carrot fucker
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A phrase used as a comeback to “you’re a Mellon” just less harsh . Usually used to address retarded people as a joke or not . People who’s initials begin with r.s.g will usually be called a carrot
Ruby: you’re a Mellon
Layla: oh yeah? Well you’re a carrot
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An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.
I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.
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When you open her vagina lips and fill it with orange dye. You dip your cock into her vagina and when you pull out your cock it will be orange like a carrot and the tip of your penis will be green from getting gonerrhea so it looks like the leaves on the carrot. To top it off you beat her with your carrot.
"Dude me and this chick did the angry carrot last night and she's in the hospital now."
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A girl that fake tans herself so much she is orange, dyes her hair so blonde it looks white, wears tacky clothes and purses and ugly eye make up. She sleeps with every guy she can get and she "loves Jesus" even though she hasn't been to church a day in her life.
Nate: dang that girl is hot!
*girl turns around*
Nate: Ew no shes orange!
Bradley: Shes a carrot girl!
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