What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?

"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"

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you owe me 50 cents

If a friend says to you 'you owe me 50 cents' it means you have had sexual intercouse with someone that they have had sex with in the past.

Context:
Bill: I had sex with Sarah on Tuesday
Sam: Oh mate, you owe me 50 cents.

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I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

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96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

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i will suck a dick for 25 cents

Something every self respecting straight man will do

I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money

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Wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart

The Cheapest Ass Person Alive !

Phil:

Hey is luke gonna get in on the office lottery ticket ?

Brad:

Naw he wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart !

Phil:

What a Loser

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two cent cum guzzling gutter slut

To have sexual intercourse with random female that hits your Snapchat inbox like tommy and cole

Tommy and cole are two cent cum guzzling gutter sluts cole tommy whores

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